9 Things I Hate

 

 1. People who point at their wrist while

asking for the time…I know where my watch is pal, where the hell

is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

 

 2. People who are willing to get off

their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote because they

refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.

 

3. When people say "Oh you just want to

have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if

you can’t eat it?

 

 4. When people say "it’s always the last

place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep

looking

after you’ve found it?

 

5. When people say while watching a film

"did you see that?". No Loser, I paid Rs.125 to come to the cinema

and stare at the damn floor.

 

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a

question?"…. Didn’t really give me a choice there, did ya

sunshine?

 

 7. When something is ‘new and

improved!’. Which is it? If it’s new, then there has never been anything

before it. If it’s an improvement, then there must have been

something before it, couldn’t be new.

 

 8. When people say "life is short". What

the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that’s longer?

 

9. When yo u are waiting for the bus and

someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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