Globalization?

Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?

  

      

  

Answer: Princess Diana’s death.

  

      

Question: How come?  

      

  

Answer: An English princess

  

      

  

with an Egyptian boyfriend

  

      

  

crashes in a French tunnel,

  

      

  

driving a German car

  

    

   

with a Dutch engine,

  

      

  

driven by a Belgian who was drunk

  

      

  

on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you

  

change the spelling)  

      

  

followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

  

      

  

on Japanese motorcycles;

  

      

  

treated by an American doctor,

  

      

  

using Brazilian medicines.

  

      

  

This is sent to you by an African,

  

    

   

using Bill Gates’s – (an American)technology,

  

      

  

and you’re probably reading this on your computer,

  

      

  

that use Taiwanese chips,

  

      

  

and a Korean monitor,

  

      

  

assembled by Bangladeshi workers

  

      

  

in a Singapore plant,

  

      

  

transported by Indian lorry-drivers,

  

      

  

hijacked by Indonesians,

  

      

  

unloaded by Pakistani men,

  

      

  

and trucked to you by Mexicans

  

      

  

      

  

 ..and now being read by a person sitting in Sultanate Of Oman who should be working instead of wasting time like this!

  

      

  

      

  

       

  

      

  

      

  

That, my friend, is Globalization.

 

 

 

 

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2 responses to “Globalization?

  1. u r wierd
     

  2. nightmare dude

    gangsta is right man u r weird
     
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