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What If Titanic sank Today?

What If Titanic sank Today?

Reaction from different countries:


A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit
quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network.

(president Bush..who else?)


I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed
that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is
clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and
this has to be dealt with.

(Prime minister Blair)


LOL!!! (laughing)

(President Saddam Hussain)


These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have committed such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps.

(Ariel Sharon..)


Titanic who????

(Canadian president)


Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border.

(prime minister Vajpayee)


Can we get over with the elections first..please?

(President Musharraf)


I told them the titanic was gonna sink but no one listened to me….. I told them there were terrorists aboard the titanic but no one listened.

(President Mubarak )


Shit happens, right??

(sec.gen. kofi



uhh..Helllooo..Is anyone listening…it was an iceberg..hellloooooo.


Green Tea Kit Kat!

Kit-Kat has become the new Pocky in Japan. With an adventurous assortment of flavors, seasonal varieties, various fun sizes everyone in Japan is getting into the treat, and our international customers are as well — Nestle Kit Kat is now our best selling chocolate, and recently at least two varieties regularly appear on our top five snacks. We are happy to mark the return of our best selling Kit Kat ever — Green Tea (Matcha)! This time, we have these yummy long bars in a deluxe sized package for you, 17 2.5" long double-wafer bars individually wrapped in a single bag. The taste of the green tea is even better this year, with a mild matcha made with Uji-cha, green tea grown near Kyoto, to bring out a flavor that complements tea, coffee, or just on its own. Again, this is a limited edition Kit Kat, so we recommend to order yours before we sell out of these incredibly popular snacks again.


Basketball Rules in Palestine !

Basketball Rules in Palestine !

Rule 1: Israelis have the right to play on both sides of the court, whereas Palestinians can only play on their own side.

Rule 2:
For security reasons Palestinians do not have the right to pass the ball between players, the ball could hit an Israeli player.

Rule 3: There will be no basket on the Israeli side.

Rule 4:
Israel is allowed to shoot at any time even during

Rule 5:
Palestinians are not allowed to have supporters. Only Israelis should be supported.

Rule 6:
Israel selects the sports press writers and what they report.

Rule 7:
Israel encourages Palestinians to shoot into the Palestinian basket. Players who refuse will be nominated as
terrorists and will not be allowed to

Rule 8:
Palestinian players are allowed to leave the field, but cannot return. One exception: A Palestinian can be replaced by an Israeli!

Rule 9: Israel selects and instructs the referees, and tells them when to look away.

Rule 10:
Israel selects the captain of the Palestinian team.

Rule 11: Israeli faults and Palestinian good plays will not be shown on TV.

Rule 12: Israel takes the money which sponsors pay to Palestinians clubs.

Rule 13: Only Israeli players get refreshments.

Rule 14:
Palestinians are required to play, when and where designated by Israel.

Rule 15: Rules only apply to Palestinians; Israelis may change the rules during the game and are not required to advise the Palestinians of the changes.


Coming Soon!!

Coming Soon

Silent Hill (2006)

World Wide

Coming soon (:

The Da Vinci Code Movie Coming soon To Theaters   
Genre: Drama / Mystery / Thriller

Your horse called

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked.
"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, MaryLou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I’m sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."
Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"
She replied,

 "Your horse called.

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So True!

I’m sure all of us will be able to relate to this…

A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was

kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart,

please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What’s the

difference?"asked the puzzled father.

There’s a big difference," replied the little girl.

If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are

that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for

sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in

its bond.

So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold ours…

This mail is short, but carries a lot of Feelings….pls share..

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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
The next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don’t know, son, I’m still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens everywhere, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say without single interruption.. just talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would go through?life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife’s an angel!"????????????????????????????
Second guy remarks, "You’re lucky. Mine’s still alive."

A Woman’s Prayer .. Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, love to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll just beat him to death.


Jupiter has a new red spot.!!

Hi all,
cheak this out…..Jupiter has a new red spot.
If you have a great powerful telescope youl be able to see it.
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