A Syrian Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his Assistant
HASSOUN And tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, but we
don’t want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, sir……"answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Hassoun, how was your day?".
HASSOUN And tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, but we
don’t want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, sir……"answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Hassoun, how was your day?".
Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Hassoun.
"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you’re good at this and what about the third one?"asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like crazy , she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and sleeps on the table and shouts: HELP ME PLEASE !! since 5 years I have
not seen any man !! "
"..and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor
I put eye drops in her eyes , Sir !!!
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Hassoun.
"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you’re good at this and what about the third one?"asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like crazy , she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and sleeps on the table and shouts: HELP ME PLEASE !! since 5 years I have
not seen any man !! "
"..and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor
I put eye drops in her eyes , Sir !!!
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Mundhir