Syrian Doctor

A Syrian Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his Assistant
  HASSOUN And tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, but  we
 don’t want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
  "Yes, sir……"answers Hassoun.
  The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
  "So Hassoun, how was your day?".

 Hassoun tells him he took  care of 3 patients.
  The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
  "Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
  "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX,  sir"  says Hassoun.
  "Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you’re good at this and what about the third one?"asks the doctor.
  "Sir, I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like crazy  , she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her  panties and sleeps on the table and shouts: HELP ME  PLEASE  !!  since 5 years I have
 not seen any  man  !! "
  "..and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor
  I put eye drops in her eyes  ,  Sir  !!!

One response to “Syrian Doctor

  1. i dont get it

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