Marrige!!!

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
The next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don’t know, son, I’m still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens everywhere, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say without single interruption.. just talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would go through?life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife’s an angel!"????????????????????????????
Second guy remarks, "You’re lucky. Mine’s still alive."

A Woman’s Prayer .. Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, love to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll just beat him to death.
AAAMEEEN

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4 responses to “Marrige!!!

  1. pretty sweet man  and just wonderin could u leave a comment on my site on how 2 put a video on my space  ta … peace out !

  2. LOL! v.funny!
    how are ya mi darlin! 😛 guess wer am goin in april… PAKISTAN! Wooooooooo!!! my friend is gettin married.. anyway just thought id b the only white ther LOL! xxxx hope u cum on msn soon xxx *mwah!* xxx

  3. klass space, i tried the cooking game, and i was right, i cant cook.

  4. yo dood cheers 4 the movie hints ! peace out !

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