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You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
The next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don’t know, son, I’m still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens everywhere, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say without single interruption.. just talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would go through?life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife’s an angel!"????????????????????????????
Second guy remarks, "You’re lucky. Mine’s still alive."

A Woman’s Prayer .. Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, love to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll just beat him to death.


A very Beautiful woman is falling down………………

A very Beautiful woman is falling down………………


A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she falls down.

On her way falling down, an American man catches her, She says: ‘Oh thank you, you saved my life;

?I’ll do ANYTHING for you…’The man says: ‘Okay then, sleep with me.’

She says: ‘You *&%*&^%$^&$! NEVER!!’ So he says:’FINE!’ and he drops her down….

> >So she’s falling and screaming… Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,??She says:’Oh thank you, you saved me; I’ll do anything that you ask…’

?The guy says: ‘Fraulein, sleep with me.’

?She replies: ‘Oh you ^&%$&!!! NEVER!’ So the man says: ‘Fine!!!’ and he also drops her down again.

She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she’s going to die.

?Suddenly,a man catches the woman from his balcony,

She says: ‘Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with


The man replies: ‘Astaghfar Allah ‘ and he drops her!!!!!!!!                                                          


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New style of writing a love letter

New style of writing a love



My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda),  You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best).You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

     I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable)and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

     If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let’s Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye).  For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone’s Invited) and after marriage we’ll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME – The World’s best homemakers)

     Trust in God who’s always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but
PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!


bye bye