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Syrian Doctor

Posted on April 27, 2006 | 1 comment

A Syrian Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his Assistant
  HASSOUN And tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, but we
don’t want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".

  "Yes, sir……"answers Hassoun.

  The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:

  "So Hassoun, how was your day?".

Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
  The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
  "Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
  "The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Hassoun.

  "Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you’re good at this and what about the third one?"asks the doctor.

  "Sir, I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like crazy , she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and sleeps on the table and shouts: HELP ME PLEASE !! since 5 years I have
not seen any man !! "

  "..and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor

  I put eye drops in her eyes , Sir !!!

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Winning Nobel prize

Posted on April 7, 2006 | 1 comment

Winning Nobel prize

A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.

The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"

The farmer replies, "I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize."

"How?" asks the man, puzzled.

"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."

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What If Titanic sank Today?

Posted on March 30, 2006 | 1 comment

What If Titanic sank Today?

Reaction from different countries:

U.S.A:

A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit
quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network.

(president Bush..who else?)

U.K:

I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed
that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is
clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and
this has to be dealt with.

(Prime minister Blair)

Iraq:

LOL!!! (laughing)

(President Saddam Hussain)

Israel:

These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have committed such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps.

(Ariel Sharon..)

Canada:

Titanic who????

(Canadian president)

India:

Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border.

(prime minister Vajpayee)

Pakistan:

Can we get over with the elections first..please?

(President Musharraf)

Egypt:

I told them the titanic was gonna sink but no one listened to me….. I told them there were terrorists aboard the titanic but no one listened.

(President Mubarak )

UN:

Shit happens, right??

(sec.gen. kofi

annan)

Survivors:

uhh..Helllooo..Is anyone listening…it was an iceberg..hellloooooo.

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Basketball Rules in Palestine !

Posted on March 29, 2006 | Leave a comment

Basketball Rules in Palestine !

Rule 1: Israelis have the right to play on both sides of the court, whereas Palestinians can only play on their own side.

Rule 2: For security reasons Palestinians do not have the right to pass the ball between players, the ball could hit an Israeli player.

Rule 3: There will be no basket on the Israeli side.

Rule 4: Israel is allowed to shoot at any time even during
time-outs.

Rule 5: Palestinians are not allowed to have supporters. Only Israelis should be supported.

Rule 6: Israel selects the sports press writers and what they report.

Rule 7: Israel encourages Palestinians to shoot into the Palestinian basket. Players who refuse will be nominated as
terrorists and will not be allowed to play.

Rule 8: Palestinian players are allowed to leave the field, but cannot return. One exception: A Palestinian can be replaced by an Israeli!

Rule 9: Israel selects and instructs the referees, and tells them when to look away.

Rule 10: Israel selects the captain of the Palestinian team.

Rule 11: Israeli faults and Palestinian good plays will not be shown on TV.

Rule 12: Israel takes the money which sponsors pay to Palestinians clubs.

Rule 13: Only Israeli players get refreshments.

Rule 14: Palestinians are required to play, when and where designated by Israel.

Rule 15: Rules only apply to Palestinians; Israelis may change the rules during the game and are not required to advise the Palestinians of the changes.

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Your horse called

Posted on March 21, 2006 | 2 comments

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, MaryLou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I’m sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied,

"Your horse called.

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THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN!!…..Gr8- one

Posted on March 6, 2006 | Leave a comment

Three Old men were sitting around and talking.

The 80-Year old said, The Best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.

The 85 year old said, The Best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on, but its still a problem.

Then the 90-year old said, Thats not my problem. Every Morning at

6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel Movement. The Best thing That could happen to me would be if ..

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IMPACT due to the change in JOB

Posted on February 18, 2006 | 1 comment

IMPACT due to the change in JOB….

A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.

The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped centimeters from a shop window.

For a second everything went quiet in the cab, then the driver said:

"Look mate, don’t ever do that again. You scared the daylights out of me!".

The passenger apologized and said, "I didn’t realize that a little tap would scare you so much."

The driver replied, "Sorry, it’s not really your fault. Today is my first day as a cab driver – I’ve been driving a van carrying dead Bodies for the last 25 years.