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Syrian Doctor
A Syrian Doctor wanted to go hunting, he calls his Assistant
HASSOUN And tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, but we
don’t want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, sir……"answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Hassoun, how was your day?".
HASSOUN And tells him "Ya Hassoun, I am going hunting tomorrow, but we
don’t want to close the clinic, I ask you to take care of our patients".
"Yes, sir……"answers Hassoun.
The doctor goes hunting and returns the next day and asks:
"So Hassoun, how was your day?".
Hassoun tells him he took care of 3 patients.
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Hassoun.
"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you’re good at this and what about the third one?"asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like crazy , she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and sleeps on the table and shouts: HELP ME PLEASE !! since 5 years I have
not seen any man !! "
"..and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor
I put eye drops in her eyes , Sir !!!
The first one had a headache so I gave him TYLENOL.
"Bravo ya Hassoun, and the second one?" says the doctor
"The second one had stomach burning and I gave him MAALOX, sir" says Hassoun.
"Bravo, bravo ya Hassoun you’re good at this and what about the third one?"asks the doctor.
"Sir, I was seated and suddenly the door opens and a woman enters like crazy , she undresses herself, taking off her bra and her panties and sleeps on the table and shouts: HELP ME PLEASE !! since 5 years I have
not seen any man !! "
"..and what did you do ya Hassoun?" asks the doctor
I put eye drops in her eyes , Sir !!!
camel
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Read this whenever you are free...
An 80 year old man was sitting on the sofa in his house along
with his 45 year’s old highly educated son. Suddenly a crow perched on their window.
The Father asked his Son, "What is this?"
The Son replied "It is a crow".
After a few minutes, the Father asked his Son the 2nd time,
"What is this?"
The Son said "Father, I have just now told you "It's a crow".
After a little while, the old Father again asked his Son the 3rd
time, what is this?"
At this time some ex-pression of irritation was felt in the
Son's tone when he said to his Father with a rebuff. "It's a crow, a crow".
A little after, the Father again asked his Son t he 4th time,
"What is this?"
This time the Son shouted at his Father, "Why do you keep asking
me the same question again and again, although I have told you so many
times 'IT IS A CROW’. Are you not able to understand this?"
A little later the Father went to his room and came back with an
old tattered diary, which he had maintained since his Son was born.
On opening a page, he asked his Son to read that page. When the son read
it, the following words were written in the diary: -
"Today my little son aged three was sitting with me on the sofa,
when a crow was sitting on the window. My Son asked me 23 times what it
was, and I replied to him all 23 times that it was a Crow. I hugged him
lovingly each time h e asked me the same question again and again for 23
times. I did not at all feel irritated I rather felt affection for my
innocent child".
While the little child asked him 23 times "What is this", the
Father had felt no irritation in replying to the same question all 23 times
and when today the Father asked his Son the same question just 4 times,
the Son felt irritated and annoyed.
So...
If your parents attain old age, do not repulse them or look at
them as a burden, but speak to them a gracious word, be cool, obedient,
humble and kind to them. Be considerate to your parents. From today say this aloud, "I want to see my parents happy forever. They have cared for me
ever since I was a little child. They have always showered their selfless
love on me. They crossed all mountains and valleys without seeing the storm and heat to make me a person presentable in the society today".
Say a prayer to God, "I will serve my old parents in the BEST
way. I will say all good and kind words to my dear parents, no matter how
they behave.
KEEP SMILING ALWAYS .
. ..
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Dining table with a frosted glass top lit by 448 LEDs that respond, in a complex and gentle fashion, to input generated by motion above thee table while we eat.
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Winning Nobel prize
Winning Nobel prize
A man is driving down a country road, when he spots a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field of grass. He pulls the car over to the side of the road and notices that the farmer is just standing there, doing nothing, looking at nothing.
The man gets out of the car, walks all the way out to the farmer and asks him, "Ah excuse me mister, but what are you doing?"
The farmer replies, "I’m trying to win a Nobel Prize."
"How?" asks the man, puzzled.
"Well, I heard they give the Nobel Prize . . . to people who are out standing in their field."
What If Titanic sank Today?
What If Titanic sank Today?
U.S.A:
A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit
quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network.
U.K:
I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed
that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is
clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and
this has to be dealt with.
Reaction from different countries:
U.S.A:
A ship coming to Freedom was attacked by terrorists. We will not sit
quiet and we will teach them a lesson. Bin Laden you can run but you cannot hide we will find you and destroy your Al-Qaeda network.
(president Bush..who else?)
U.K:
I have spoken to the president of United States and we have both agreed
that the sinking of titanic is significant prove that Saddam Hussein is
clearly behind this attack, Iraq is imposing a threat to the world and
this has to be dealt with.
(Prime minister Blair)
Iraq:
LOL!!! (laughing)
(President Saddam Hussain)
Israel:
These Hamas and other terrorist network is enough evidence to say that sinking of titanic is not an accident but it was their suicide bombers who have committed such a crime..we will now impose curfew on the Palestinians, detain them, exile them, kill them, starve them, destroy their homes and refugee camps.
(Ariel Sharon..)
Canada:
Titanic who????
(Canadian president)
India:
Is mein Pakistan ka haath hai. We have received passports of Pakistani extremists from the Titanic debris. Pakistanis will have to pay for such horrendous act of terrorism. We are now deploying more soldiers to the border.
(prime minister Vajpayee)
Pakistan:
Can we get over with the elections first..please?
(President Musharraf)
Egypt:
I told them the titanic was gonna sink but no one listened to me….. I told them there were terrorists aboard the titanic but no one listened.
(President Mubarak )
UN:
Shit happens, right??
(sec.gen. kofi
annan)
Survivors:
uhh..Helllooo..Is anyone listening…it was an iceberg..hellloooooo.
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Green Tea Kit Kat!
Kit-Kat has become the new Pocky in Japan. With an adventurous assortment of flavors, seasonal varieties, various fun sizes everyone in Japan is getting into the treat, and our international customers are as well — Nestle Kit Kat is now our best selling chocolate, and recently at least two varieties regularly appear on our top five snacks. We are happy to mark the return of our best selling Kit Kat ever — Green Tea (Matcha)! This time, we have these yummy long bars in a deluxe sized package for you, 17 2.5" long double-wafer bars individually wrapped in a single bag. The taste of the green tea is even better this year, with a mild matcha made with Uji-cha, green tea grown near Kyoto, to bring out a flavor that complements tea, coffee, or just on its own. Again, this is a limited edition Kit Kat, so we recommend to order yours before we sell out of these incredibly popular snacks again.
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Basketball Rules in Palestine !
Basketball Rules in Palestine !
Rule 1: Israelis have the right to play on both sides of the court, whereas Palestinians can only play on their own side.
Rule 2: For security reasons Palestinians do not have the right to pass the ball between players, the ball could hit an Israeli player.
Rule 3: There will be no basket on the Israeli side.
Rule 4: Israel is allowed to shoot at any time even during
time-outs.
Rule 5: Palestinians are not allowed to have supporters. Only Israelis should be supported.
Rule 6: Israel selects the sports press writers and what they report.
Rule 7: Israel encourages Palestinians to shoot into the Palestinian basket. Players who refuse will be nominated as
terrorists and will not be allowed to play.
Rule 8: Palestinian players are allowed to leave the field, but cannot return. One exception: A Palestinian can be replaced by an Israeli!
Rule 9: Israel selects and instructs the referees, and tells them when to look away.
Rule 10: Israel selects the captain of the Palestinian team.
Rule 11: Israeli faults and Palestinian good plays will not be shown on TV.
Rule 12: Israel takes the money which sponsors pay to Palestinians clubs.
Rule 13: Only Israeli players get refreshments.
Rule 14: Palestinians are required to play, when and where designated by Israel.
Rule 15: Rules only apply to Palestinians; Israelis may change the rules during the game and are not required to advise the Palestinians of the changes.
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