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Your horse called

Posted on March 21, 2006 | 2 comments

A guy was sitting quietly reading his paper when his wife walked up behind him and whacked him on the head with a magazine. "What was that for?" he asked.

"That was for the piece of paper in your pants pocket with the name Mary Lou written on it," she replied.

"Two weeks ago when I went to the races, MaryLou was the name of one of the horses I bet on," he explained.
"Oh honey, I’m sorry," she said. "I should have known there was a good explanation."

Three days later he was watching a ball game on TV when she walked up and hit him in the head again, this time with the iron skillet, which knocked him out cold. When he came to, he asked, "What the hell was that for?"

She replied,

"Your horse called.

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MSN® Alerts on AstrOceanOmy

Posted on March 19, 2006 | 4 comments

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So True!

Posted on March 17, 2006 | Leave a comment

I’m sure all of us will be able to relate to this…

A little girl and her father were crossing a bridge. The father was

kind of scared so he asked his little daughter, "Sweetheart,

please hold my hand so that you don’t fall into the river."

The little girl said, "No, Dad. You hold my hand." "What’s the

difference?"asked the puzzled father.

There’s a big difference," replied the little girl.

If I hold your hand and something happens to me, chances are

that I may let your hand go. But if you hold my hand, I know for

sure that no matter what happens, you will never let my hand go."

In any relationship, the essence of trust is not in its bind, but in

its bond.

So hold the hand of the person whom you love rather than expecting them to hold ours…

This mail is short, but carries a lot of Feelings….pls share..

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Marrige!!!

Posted on March 10, 2006 | 4 comments

You have two choices in life: You can stay single and be miserable, or get married and wish you were dead.

At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?"
"Yes, I am. I married the wrong man."

A lady inserted an ad in the classifieds: "Husband Wanted"
The next day she received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him.

A woman is incomplete until she is married. Then she is finished.

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
Father replied, "I don’t know, son, I’m still paying."

A young son asked, "Is it true, Dad, that in some parts of Africa a man doesn’t know his wife until he marries her?"
Dad replied, "That happens everywhere, son."

Then there was a woman who said, "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married, and by then, it was too late."

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.

If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word you say without single interruption.. just talk in your sleep.

Just think, if it wasn’t for marriage, men would go through?life thinking they had no faults at all.

First guy says, "My wife’s an angel!"????????????????????????????
Second guy remarks, "You’re lucky. Mine’s still alive."

A Woman’s Prayer .. Dear Lord, I pray for Wisdom, to understand a man, love to forgive him, and for Patience, for his moods. Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength, I’ll just beat him to death.
AAAMEEEN

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Jupiter has a new red spot.!!

Posted on March 7, 2006 | Leave a comment

Hi all,

cheak this out…..Jupiter has a new red spot.

If you have a great powerful telescope youl be able to see it.

for more info go to this wesite http://science.nasa.gov/headlines/y2006/02mar_redjr.htm?list175330

and http://www.space.com/scienceastronomy/060303_jupiter_spot.html

and for other great information and news about space go to:

http://www.universetoday.com/

Injoy.

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THE BEST THING TO HAPPEN!!…..Gr8- one

Posted on March 6, 2006 | Leave a comment

Three Old men were sitting around and talking.

The 80-Year old said, The Best thing that could happen to me would just to be able to have a good pee. I stand there for 20 minutes, and it dribbles and hurts. I have to go over and over again.

The 85 year old said, The Best thing that could happen to me is if I could have one good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on, but its still a problem.

Then the 90-year old said, Thats not my problem. Every Morning at

6 a.m. sharp, I have a good long pee. At 6:30 a.m. sharp, I have a great bowel Movement. The Best thing That could happen to me would be if ..

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??? IF I COULD WAKE UP BEFORE 7 A.M.!!!!!!!!!

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liPsTick AlerT !!

Posted on March 1, 2006 | 2 comments

Lipstick Alert!!!!!!!!!!!!
If there is a female you care anything about, share this with her.

I am also sharing this with the males on my email list, because they need to tell the females THEY care about as well!

Recently a brand called "Red Earth" decreased their prices from $67 to $9.90. (It contained lead). Lead is a chemical which causes cancer.

The Brands which contain lead are:

1. CHRISTIAN DIOR
2. LANCOME
3. CLINIQUE
4. Y.S.L
5. ESTEE LAUDER
6. SHISEIDO
7. RED EARTH (Lip Gloss)
8. CHANEL (Lip Conditioner)
9. MARKET AMERICA-MOTNES LIPSTICK.

The higher the lead content, the greater the chance of causing cancer. After doing a test on lipsticks, it was found that the Y.S.L. lipstick contained the most amount of lead.

Watch out for those lipsticks which are supposed to stay longer. If your lipstick stays longer, it is because of the higher content of lead.

Here is the test you can do yourself:

1. Put some lipstick on your hand.
2. Use a Gold ring to scratch on the lipstick.
3. If the lipstick color changes to black then you know the lipstick contains lead.
Please send this information to all your girlfriends, wives and female family members.

This information is being circulated at Walter Reed Army Medical Center