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A very Beautiful woman is falling down………………

Posted on January 17, 2006 | 2 comments

A very Beautiful woman is falling down………………

A very Beautiful woman was walking on the roof of a building and she falls down.

On her way falling down, an American man catches her, She says: ‘Oh thank you, you saved my life;

?I’ll do ANYTHING for you…’The man says: ‘Okay then, sleep with me.’

She says: ‘You *&%*&^%$^&$! NEVER!!’ So he says:’FINE!’ and he drops her down….

> >So she’s falling and screaming… Suddenly a German man catches her in the air from his balcony,??She says:’Oh thank you, you saved me; I’ll do anything that you ask…’

?The guy says: ‘Fraulein, sleep with me.’

?She replies: ‘Oh you ^&%$&!!! NEVER!’ So the man says: ‘Fine!!!’ and he also drops her down again.

She’s falling and thinking that it was better if she slept with one of those men and now she’s going to die.

?Suddenly,a man catches the woman from his balcony,

She says: ‘Oh thank you, you saved my life, I’ll SLEEP with

you!!’

The man replies: ‘Astaghfar Allah ‘ and he drops her!!!!!!!!

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Cola cans

Posted on January 15, 2006 | Leave a comment

Cola cans

This incident happened recently in Delhi and we need to be even more
careful everywhere. A woman went boating one Sunday, taking with her
some cans of coke. On Monday she was taken into ICU and on Wednesday
she died.

The autopsy revealed a certain germ Leptospira caused by the can of
coke
from which she had drunk, not using a glass. A test showed that the
can was infected by dried rat urine and hence the disease
Leptospirosis.

Rat urine contains toxic and deadly substances. It is recommended to
clean the upper part of soda cans before drinking out of them as they
have been
stocked in warehouses and transported straight to the shops without
being
cleaned.

A study in Spain showed that the tops of soda cans are more
contaminated
than public toilets i.e.
full of germs and bacteria. So! to wash them
with water is advised before making any contact with mouth to avoid
any kind of fatal accident.

Remember to always use a glass or a straw and pass this on to everyone
you care about.

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Very Important Warning

Posted on January 9, 2006 | Leave a comment

>Very Important Warning

>Please Be extremely careful especially if using internet mail such as Yahoo,

>Hotmail, AOL and so on. This information arrived this morning from Microsoft

>and Norton. Please send it to everybody you know who accesses the Internet.

>You may receive an apparently harmless email with a Power Point presentation

>" Life is beautiful. pps". If you receive it DO NOT OPEN THE FILE UNDER ANY

>CIRCUMSTANCES , and delete it immediately. if you open this file, a message

>will appear on your screen saying: " It is too late now, your life is no

>longer beautiful", subsequently you will LOSE EVERYTHING IN YOUR PC and the

>person who sent it to you gain access to your name, e-mail and password.

>This is a new virus ! which started to

circulate on Saturday afternoon WE

>NEED TO DO EVERYTHING POSSIBLE TO STOP THIS VIRUS. AOL has already confirmed

>the severity, and the antivirus Software’s are not capable of destroying it.

>The virus has been cr! eated by

>a hacker who calls himself " life owner". PLEASE MAKE A COPY OF THIS EMAIL

>TO ALL YOUR FRIENDS and PASS IT ON IMMEDIATELY

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A girl asked a guy

Posted on January 9, 2006 | Leave a comment

A girl asked a guy

A girl asked a guy if he thought she was pretty…

…he said no.

She asked him if he would want to be with her forever…

and he said no.

She then asked him if she were to leave would he cry…

…and once again he replied with a no.

She had heard enough. As she walked away, tears streaming down her face, the boy grabbed her arm and said….

…You’re not pretty you’re beautiful…

…I don’t want to be with you forever. I NEED to be with you forever…

…And I wouldn’t cry if you walked away…I’d die…

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Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year 2006!!

Posted on December 22, 2005 | Leave a comment

I would like to wish everybody a very Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year, or in other words: Happy Holidays!

Please post your christmas wishlist here.

This is my wishlist:

– A New laptop Computer

– Much beer for the new year party (Yeah, about 128 beers is enough 😉

– The new Ipod nano and PSP.

– Sony Ericsson P990i If it comes out.

– Much money (To buy things 🙂

And what about the new year? Of course the new year promise!

post your new year promises here!

My new year promise:

– I shall never ever stop helping people.

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New style of writing a love letter

Posted on December 20, 2005 | 3 comments

New style of writing a love

Letter:

My dear FAIR and LOVELY (ek chand ka tukda), You are my TVS SCOOTY (First love) and my AIWA (Pure passion). I always BPL (Believe in the best) and you are SANSUI (Better than the best).You are DOMINO’S PIZZA (Delivering a million smiles) for me. This is a COLGATE ENERGY GEL (Seriously fresh ) feeling for me.

I want you to be my life partner but I think you are worried about your father who is KAWASAKI BAJAJ CALIBER (The Unshakable)and my father who is CEAT (Born Tough) but don’t worry as I am also FORD ICON (The Josh Machine) and rest of our family members are KELVINATORS (The Coolest ones).

If they say no, we will run away and marry and PHILIPS (Let’s Make Things Better). They will feel MIRINDA (Zor ka jhatka dhire se lage) but I believe in COCA COLA (Jo chahe ho jaye). For our marriage SAMSUNG DIGITALL (Everyone’s Invited) and after marriage we’ll be WHIRLPOOL (U and ME – The World’s best homemakers)

Trust in God who’s always NOKIA (Connecting people) who love each other. And we are WILLS (Made for each other). Now that HYUNDAI (we are listening) the song of love, you must know that love is DAIRY MILK (Real taste of life), SATYAM ONLINE (Fun, Fast, Easy ) and PARX (Always Comfortable). So never forget me. Ok bye!

I wrote little but PEPSI (Yeh dil mange more).

LG (Digitally Yours) !!!!!

bye bye

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Someone…

Posted on December 8, 2005 | 1 comment

Someone…

EVERYTHING 2 SUM1

someone
is very proud of you

someone
is thinking of you

someone
cares about you

someone
misses you

someone
wants to talk to you

someone
wants to be with you

someone
is thankful for the support you have
provided

someone
wants to hold your hand

someone
hopes everything turns out all right

someone
wants you to be happy

someone
wants you to find them

someone
wants to hug you

someone
loves you

someone
is thinking of you and smiling

someone
wants to be your shoulder to cry on

someone
wants to go out with you and have a lot of fun

someone
thinks the world of you

someone
wants to protect you

someone
would do anything for you

someone
wants to be forgiven

someone
wants to laugh with you about old times

someone
remembers you and wishes you were there

someone
is praising God for you

someone
needs to know that your love is unconditional

someone
values your advice

someone
wants to tell you how much they care

someone
wants to share their dreams with you

someone
wants to hold you in their arms

someone
wants YOU to hold them in your arms

someone
treasures your spirit

someone
wishes they could STOP time because of
you

someone
can’t wait to see you

someone
wishes that things didn’t have to change

someone
loves you for who you are

someone
loves the way you make them feel

someone
wants to be with you

someone
is hoping they can grow old with you

someone
hears a song that reminds them of you

someone
wants you to know they are there for you

someone
is glad that you’re their friend

someone
wants to be your friend

someone
stayed up all night thinking about you

someone
is alive because of you

someone
is remorseful after losing your
friendship

someone
is wishing that you would notice them

someone
wants to get to know you better

someone
believes that you are their soul mate

someone
wants to be near you

someone
misses your guidance and advice

someone
has faith in you

someone
trusts you

someone
needs you to send them this letter

someone
needs your support

someone
needs you to have faith in them

someone
needs you to let them be your friend

someone

will cry when they read this

someone

needs u 2 forgive them

someone

wishes they hadn’t hurt u

someone

wouldn’t cope without u.

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read this

Posted on December 4, 2005 | 1 comment

Can you raed tihs? Olny srmat poelpe can.

I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn’t mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer are in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt!

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WORST VIRUS EVER ………Very Important

Posted on November 28, 2005 | 2 comments

>>WORST VIRUS EVER — CNN ANNOUNCED
>>PLEASE SEND THIS TO EVERYONE ON YOUR CONTACT LIST!!
>>
>>A new virus has just been discovered that has been classified by
>>Microsoft as the most destructive ever. This virus was discovered
>>yesterday afternoon by McAfee . This virus simply destroys Sector
>>Zero from the hard disk, where vital information for its
>>functioning are stored.
>>This virus acts in the following manner:
>>It sends itself automatically to all contacts on your list with the

>>title:
>>"A Card for You".
>>
>>
>>As soon as the supposed virtual card is opened the computer freezes
>>so
>>that the user has to reboot. When the ctrl+alt+ del keys or the
>>reset button are pressed, the virus destroys Sector Zero, thus
>>permanently destroying the hard disk. Yesterday in just a few hours
>>this virus caused panic in New York , according to news broadcast
>>by CNN.
>>
>>This alert was received by an employee of Microsoft itself.
>>So don’t open any mails with subject: "A Virtual Card for You. " As
>>soon as you get the mail, delete it !! Even if you know the sender
>>!!!
>>
>>Please pass this mail to all of your friends.
>>
>>Forward this to everyone in your address book. I’m sure
most
>>people, like myself, would rather receive this notice 25 times than
>>not at All
>>******************************************************************************************************************